Tampons

Three seven year old little girls were playing together one day. The three decided to take a walk together. On their journey, one found a five dollar bill. They decided to share the money. But after thinking about one third of five bucks, it sure didn't seem like much money. What could they buy with such little money that would entertain them the most? The first little girl spoke up, "I know, we could each by some jacks." The other girls figured that seemed kind of boring. The second girl spoke up, "Well, we could each buy a coloring book." But that, too, seemed boring. "I know!" said the third girl. "We can all pitch in and buy a box of tampons!" Confused, the other girls asked, "What are tampons?" "I saw it them on television, and they're less than five bucks. I don't know what they are, but when you buy them you can go swimming, skiing, and horseback riding."

Blonde Grief

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of rage she visits a local gun shop and buys a pistol. She then takes the gun with her to her boyfriend's apartment to confront him with her suspicions. As she arrives, she hears amorous sounds coming from within the apartment. In a rage she bursts in and finds her boyfriend in a passionate embrace with a lovely redhead on the floor in front of her. The blonde reaches into her purse to retrieve the weapon and, as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She raises the gun to her own head. "No! Honey, don't do it!" pleads the boyfriend. "Shut up!" screams the blonde. "You're next."

Bus Driver Insults

As a woman got onto a bus holding a baby, the bus driver said, "Damn! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and then started getting really worked up. The man seated next to her sensed her agitation and asked what the problem was. "The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he shouldn't say things to insult the passengers." "You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."