Letter of Recommendation -

Dan Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Dan works independently,without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Dan never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Dan takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Dan is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Dan can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Dan be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote

the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly READ every second line

(ie. 1, 3, 5, 7,9,11 ..) for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Project Leader